Total Medals Earned: 24 (From 7 different games.) Total Medal Score: 305 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/85 points)
Clear every level in Autumn Forest
Clear every level in Moonlit Lagoon
Clear every level in Spiky Cave
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Open the game.
Inspect every test tube.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (65/65 points)
Approve an article
Complete story mode
Get at least 15 in time trial mode
Medals Earned: 7/9 (100/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/200 points)
make it to the end of level 1
make it to the end of level 2
change a setting
make it to the end of level 3
blow up an enemy with a bomb
hold over 50 coins at once
travel 50,000P
travel 100,000P
complete the first loop without taking any damage
Medals Earned: 8/12 (95/330 points)
Press the scam button
Take candy from a baby
Win a cockfight
Listen to a voicemail
Buy a dancing frog
Change your desktop background
Pay 5 weeks worth of rent
Upgrade the cosmetics tab
Get 30 points in Flappy Butterfly
Pay 8 weeks worth of rent
Unlock hidden files
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/365 points)
Complete round 1
Complete round 10
Complete round 25
Complete round 50
Complete round 100
Catch a head moving at a fairly high speed
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